For the love of God people, don't be a FUCKING DUMBASS!

Well stupid, idiotic, fucked up, disappointing, infuriating, disgusting story made really short:

A friend of mine drank and drove* last night.

This friend wasn't completely drunk, but they were intoxicated enough that there was no way IN HELL they should have been driving.

And all this person had to do was call me up and I would have GLADLY driven out to pick them up.

I honestly don't think I have ever been so furious and disappointed and disgusted in a friend of mine...ever...

There is some shit that is NOT ok, and this is pretty close to the top of the list.

DEAR GOD, JUST GIVE ME A FREAKING CALL AND I WILL PICK ANY OF MY FRIENDS UP FROM WHERE EVER THE HELL YOU ARE, I DON'T CARE!

JUST DON'T BE A FUCKING DUMBASS!

*does anyone else besides me think that the phrase "drink and drive" sounds REALLY weird in the past tense? :-) lol